It must be climate change. People
are either getting crazier or dumber from the heat.
Then again, people have always been
pretty crazy. Like it's crazy to expect some people to believe in science in
the first place. Science is so upsetting to their beliefs. Take this one group
of believers who just got some bad news from the scientific folks.
The sasquatch believers.
An Oxford university scientist
decided to analyze the DNA of 36 hair samples purported to come from yetis and
bigfoots. Sadly, the DNA indisputably linked the hair to bears, cows, sheep,
and other animals.
If you ask me, that completely
shows how clever bigfoot really is. Purposely leaving behind bear hair to discredit
the people who are hot on his tail. Bigfoot probably forged his birth
certificate too.
Speaking of wingnuts. One guy is
getting even wing-nuttier. Oklahoma Republican Timothy Murray is contesting the
results of a primary that he lost to rival Frank Lucas. The basis he is using
to contest the results is that according to Murray, "Lucas is no longer
alive and has been displaced by a look-alike."
No word why the look-alike would even
want to run for office.
Finally, sometimes folks is just
plain dumb. Like the vendor at a Pennsylvania gun show. He accidentally shot a
woman customer in the leg while he was demonstrating a concealed carry holster.
Oops.
I'm not sure about the gun show
flea market atmosphere, but at least when I worked retail in the mall it was
more or less considered bad form to wound customers.
Maybe climate change doesn't have
anything to do with it after all. Looks like all these stories just go to prove
that old adage.
It's not the heat, it's the
stupidity.
America, ya gotta love it.
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