There's a disorder known as
synesthesia. Those who have it sometimes have the ability to see sounds and
hear smells. It's as if their sensory system has been rewired for optimum high
fidelity. Or HD 3D Blueray 5 senses perception.
I think I have a tiny bit of that
rewiring disorder when it comes to words. Because they prick my thoughts
sometimes as if someone's physically sticking a needle into my brain.
I got that prick recently when I
wrote about the Civil War. How odd that we used the word civil to describe it.
Civil people are friendly, polite, and kind. Well-mannered.
War between civic rivals should be
civic
war. Even though in modern times that sounds like a drag race between two
chopped Hondas.
Were it not for the obvious
carnage, one might argue that civil war is less destructive than the other
term, "all out war." I just wish they'd use another word. It makes it
tough when someone says we should be civil to each other.
Another word pricked my old brain
when I heard it being used to describe the rulers of Saudi Arabia after their
most recent king died. "Gerontocracy." I like it. A great way to
describe a country run by a bunch of old people. Geriatric and Autocracy mushed
together.
Their Defense Treaties amount to a
slightly more verbose rendition of "Get out of my yard!"
Then there's the new ruler of Saudi
Arabia. His name is spelled S-a-l-m-a-n-. It probably sounds like Solomon. But
really really looks like salmon. Which probably wasn't so bad when he was Crown
Prince Salman. But now that he's king... I hope he doesn't make a diplomatic
visit to the northwest.
I sense that would be a bad thing.
America, ya gotta love it.
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