Some random excess thoughts today.
Excess because I have lots of half-baked ideas that never make it to full essay
status, so little scraps of paper end up in piles on my desk. Time to clear the
clutter.
Like is a half-baked idea an idea
that isn't fully formed or an idea you have when you're half-baked?
Or... The news recently about
Governor Chris Christie and his bridge scandal. There are so many natural
disasters that screw up traffic it's quite annoying someone would actually set
out to do it on purpose. The non-bridge to the 21st century.
Hearing Chris Christie's name so
much put me in mind of other Chris's. Like the singer Christopher Cross or
singer-songwriter Kris Kristofferrson.
Or the rap duo Kris Kross. Or even Kris Kringle. What is it about the
parents of kids with last names starting with the K sound that makes them name
their kids Kris?
Or... I saw an ad for Fruity
Pebbles during the Superbowl. It asked Americans which was their favorite fruit
in Fruity Pebbles. They still make Fruity Pebbles? Wasn't that a cereal created
during the yabba-dabba-doo days of the Flintstones, Hanna-Barbera's cartoon
knock-off of Jackie Gleason's Honeymooners?
I always thought it was cool
Hanna-Barbera created yabba-dabba-doo.
Anyhow, are Fruity Pebbles relevant
any more? Do today's kids even know about The Flintstones? Shouldn't they
rebrand them as Fruity Teletubbies or something?
Lastly, I was thinking of the NSA
and all the techniques they're using to spy on us feckless Americans. Including
funding a quantum computer to break encryption codes and stuff.
Maybe we should call Edward Snowden's
stories, "Tales from the Encrypt."
Or maybe I should have left that
idea on a scrap of paper.
Thankfully, now it's just a random
excess memory.
America, ya gotta love it.
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