Sometimes I look at Wall Street and
say this is what's wrong with America today. Sometimes I say this is what is
great. That whole bull and bear thing.
It's the bull shtick that worries
me.
A couple of news stories to explain:
First, all the concern about the government bailing out General Motors seems to
have been misplaced. My spin on the whole deal was that it was no different
than local, state, or federal governments kicking in tax incentives for
companies to build giant football arenas. Or Boeing to build airplanes.
Sometimes big business needs some
even bigger pockets to bum a grubstake off to see them through.
Thanks to record highs on Wall
Street, when the U.S. sells its remaining stock in General Motors it will make
a net profit of $10 billion on the $421.6 billion bailout of the financial and
auto industries. Plus, the auto industry added 300,000 jobs. Not only did they
help business, in this case the government actually made some money, so how
cool is that?
Then there's the weirder side of
Wall Street. Recently, Google posted a 17% profit for the last quarter and
Amazon reported a 20% increase in revenue. But, get this, they were both being,
as the news articles put it, "punished by Wall Street."
Their stocks were actually going
down after posting astonishing profits. Why? Because they were "below
expectations." Their stock price had nothing to do with their actual great
performance. For Google to make 17% profits in such a moribund economy is
incredible. And a 20% revenue jump? Amazon is amazing.
But passive-aggressive Wall Street
is like, no... you're not living up to my ridiculously high expectations so
nyah, I'm going to pout.
Does a bear shtick in the woods?
America, ya gotta love it.
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