When the Green Bay Packers were
sent packing I thought it might be interesting to explore their name.
Obviously, it's a risk when you have a name that can be twisted when you lose
into statements like "the Packers were packed and shipped back to
Wisconsin by the Seahawks."
So why the name?
One would think from their
paraphernalia regalia that it has something to do with cheese. Like the great
WSU Cougar Cheese we get around here. But no, they packed other stuff.
Earl "Curly" Lambeau, of
Lambeau Field fame, was a shipping clerk for the Indian Packing company of
Delaware, a branch of which was in Green Bay, Wisconsin. They packed meat.
Their specialty line was "Council Meats." Earl asked them for money
for jerseys in return for sponsorship. The Packer name was born.
I looked up Council Meats. Because,
you know, canned meats have always fascinated me since my Gerber baby food and
Spam days.
I found an old Council Meats ad on
the internet picturing a housewife upending a catfood-shaped can and leaving
behind a perfectly formed cake of meat product. The ad offered these options:
Corned Beef Hash;
Vienna Style Sausage
(people were cringing in Vienna);
Lunch
Tongue (I believe I had that once after a peanut butter and banana
sandwich);
Sausage Meat (not sausage
mind you, just the meat, in a can);
Veal
Loaf (because everything's more appetizing in a loaf);
Tripe (no body part goes wasted in Green
Bay);
Ox Tongue (even tongue-ier than lunch
tongue):
and finally, Ol' Mammy Hash
(racistly straight from Porgy and Bess. Or possibly Sambo's).
But we shouldn't condemn them for
their packer heritage. In all fairness, actual Seahawks feed their young by
regurgitating into their mouths.
Does seem to help develop a
stronger defense...
America, ya gotta love it.
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