When was it we got to the point
where it was okay to be outright deceptive? Seems like I read something about a
court deciding recently that someone in a campaign ad was not legally required
to tell the truth, but I think it was before that. The court opinion, by the
way, used the justification that folks hearing the ad had no unreal expectations
that politicians were honest.
So I suppose I shouldn't have been
surprised recently when I came home and a yellow notice with black printing was
taped to my garage door. I reacted angrily. "What!? I've paid all my
utility bills!" Because that's exactly what the notice looked like, a
shut-off notice for lack of payment. Or something more alarming, like a gas
leak.
Turned out it was neither. It was
an advertising circular telling me a gutter and driveway cleaning outfit was
going to be in the area tomorrow and for me to check off the services I wanted.
Funny, there was no box to check for "Don't tape misleading notices to my
garage!"
Stuffing my mailboxes with junkmail
isn't enough? Now they're actually coming up and taping stuff to my house?
The other deceitful thing that got
me recently was a vitamin package. It had printed in huge letters that the
vitamin in question "Supports Strong Bones and Teeth." And
"Supports Neuromuscular and Immune Health." Each of those phrases had
an asterisk. In tiny letters on the back of the package, the asterisk was
explained thusly: "These statements have not been evaluated by the Food
and Drug Administration."
So basically, they're just saying
it. Who knows what the truth is?
Though I've heard the truth is a
hard pill to swallow. Falsehood apparently goes down easy.
America, ya gotta love it.
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