Funny how we become attached to
words in certain settings. It's no wonder foreign born folks have a difficult
time with English. BTW, why is it English literature when the author is Mark
Twain?
Example: I have trouble with the
word w-o-u-n-d. I get wound up in confusion so much I could permanently wound
my brain. Or l-e-a-d. As in, why couldn't someone have taken the lead on the
lead paint issue? It would sound dumb except dumb means no sound. We have so
many letters to choose from when we make words. Why use the same ones to mean
different things?
Then there are words that have
simply changed over time. Like the word shampoo. It was originally an
Anglo-Indian word meaning massage. By Anglo-Indian I mean English folks brought
it back from India. It came from the Hindi word "champo" which meant
to press or knead muscles. It's meaning of washing hair wasn't used until
around 1860 and extended to carpets and upholstery until 1954.
I'd like to bring it back in its
original form. Then we could go to a spa and have a relaxing hot stone shampoo.
Or a deep tissue shampoo. All done, of course, by licensed shampoo therapists.
You'd definitely want to steer clear of shampooses at shampoo parlors...
Then there's the new meaning of a
word combo I heard recently. It was for something involving gummy bears. Yes,
the gelatinous candy. But this new meaning was for a certain type of chest
enhancement implant. The cosmetic surgeon I heard on the radio referred to it
as a gummy bear implant. I hope he was just referring to the texture.
Not sure the sight of a couple of
big gummy bears wouldn't make one think you'd had a bad shampoo.
America, ya gotta love it.
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