There's some good news on the
economic horizon. The top one percent has finally crossed a new threshold in
their quest for security.
They now have more wealth than the
entire rest of the world combined. I know. Congratulations. The top one percent
now has as much value as the other 99 percenters all put together. That's 100%
amazing.
But hey, don't think that burden
rests easily. Those poor 70 million people have it tough in ways us easygoing
regular people will never face.
Poor people get to pay 11% of state
and local taxes because they don't have to pay tax preparation specialists to
make sure they only pay 5.4%. Nor do rich people get to not have checking
accounts so they can pay hefty fees for cashing checks and buying money orders.
Nor can they avoid things like the
big to-do in Davos Switzerland. It's called the World Economic Forum. It brings
together the crème de la crème, CEOs, Political Leaders, you know, just folks. Unfortunately for them it just got a whole lot more expensive.
The Swiss National Bank recently
decided to remove the cap on their nation's currency, so the franc suddenly
jumped in value, making everything that was already very expensive way more
expensive.
For example, a bottle of champagne
at the Belvedere Hotel which is apparently the Davos hostelry of choice, seems
downright hostile now as they'll charge $400 for it instead of the paltry $343
they charged a couple of weeks ago.
Plus, the annual Summit registration
charge jumped up quite a chunk. Last time the top corporate membership fee was
600,000 francs. It's now 673,000. Oh, the humanity.
Still, that's just 67.3 times the
annual
income of the average worker in the world.
So. Quite a deal.
America, ya gotta love it.
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