Teenagers. The other day there were
a couple of young bucks in my yard and they were totally tearing up my
landscaping. "Hey!" I yelled, and started to chase them. They first gave
me that surly "Who the heck do you think you are?" look, then ran
off.
An ordinary suburban event perhaps,
except it actually involved bucks. Two young male deer, eating the
broccoli-like heads off the sedum plants in my yard. Oddly, they still seemed to
have that contempt for oldsters in their eyes you see in teenagers everywhere.
Cross-species 'tude, ya gotta love
it.
The thing is, it's actually
ordinary to see deer in the neighborhood
these days. And tons of advice is published warning of a particular plant’s
appetizing qualities to deer. Us outdoor gardeners usually only had to worry
about snails and slugs. Deer are a lot quicker.
I saw a Bald Eagle the other day. And he was
flying through downtown. It kind of made me wonder if indeed animals are adapting
to us. As long as we don't outright poison them. It's certainly an everyday
occurrence in my neck of the non-woods to see possum, raccoons, and the
occasional black-tailed weasel. I even saw a porcupine lumbering down the
street.
It makes me feel a little better
about the upcoming apocalypse. With cellphone apps defunct, it would be nice to
have some of these animals handy in the neighborhood so I don't have to wander
in the forest. What I'm saying is, these are all game animals used by our forbears
to get along for furs and needles and leather. And good old possum pie.
I'll keep my sedum planted. I might
just be able to drop a buck or two for a nice winter feast.
Old men can be tricky.
America, ya gotta love it.
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