You'll be happy to know that Taco
Bell is taking on the breakfast side of the menu. That's right, Taco Bell,
pioneer of the fourth meal, venturer into that late late night territory of
merry youngsters with the munchies, has now decided to claim a stake in the
eggs and bacon biz.
They expect to make millions of
dollars nationwide. Their signature new dish is the Waffle Taco. It's described
as a "warm waffle wrapped around a hearty sausage patty or flavorful
bacon, with fluffy scrambled eggs and cheese, served with a side of sweet
syrup."
Yum.
Yum is correct, since Taco Bell is
owned by Kentucky-based Yum Foods, who also owns Pizza Hut.
I want a waffle pizza.
The syrup on the side thing is a
good idea, as the pictures I've seen of the Waffle Taco look a little drippy
and gooey. Think hands glistening with stickitude like a two-year-old with his
first Eggo.
A waffle mess.
Eggo is what the whole thing
reminds me of. For the Waffle Taco is no feat of fantastic fast food
engineering. They simply put a sausage patty and a mess of scrambled eggs on
top of an Eggo and... wait for it... folded it.
Wow.... Dude....
Looks like Taco Bell's culinary
department hired the Jack-in-the-Box midnight munchies meals consultant.
Straight from the land of cannabis-induced epiphanies.
And let's take a waffle, man... and
fold it...
Nice to know that hungry stoners
are getting rolling and waking up early enough for breakfast, so they can get
on with the business of building American commerce. Then again, Taco Bell could
just be going for those folks who managed to stay up around the clock. Not
First Meal but Fifth Meal.
I'm guessing they'll make a fortune
on coffee too.
America, ya gotta love it.
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