Read an interesting factoid the
other day. One of the interesting things was that I was neither underwhelmed
nor overwhelmed by it. I guess you could say I was just whelmed. That feeling
that is best summed up by the new word spelled m-e-h-.
Meh.
Meh is actually a pretty cool word.
Because it conveys an attitude and at the same time expresses that attitude and
the way that attitude feels. You almost can't say meh without feeling meh.
It reminds me of cats. Or French
people. Or French cats. Kind of a who-cares-I-don't-care nothing-matters-anyway
you-bore-me-so-leave sort of feeling.
The sad thing about meh is that
folks who feel it probably really do care. But are perhaps just too tired and
beaten down by the overwhelming bad news in life that a seemingly bored
exterior is the only defensive mechanism they have left against all the
carnage.
So here was the factoid. On game
day, Cowboys Stadium in Arlington Texas, currently known as AT&T Stadium,
consumes more electricity, with its air conditioning, massive scoreboard and
other power-sucking amenities than Liberia, a nation of 3.7 million people.
No wonder the rest of the world
hates us.
Arlington is listed as a
sub-tropical city, with both heat and humidity, so even though it rarely rains
they have a covered stadium with air conditioning, where they dress up guys in
helmets and pads to slam into each other and voluntarily cause pain and injury.
And what giant stadium would be complete without a huge scoreboard with
thousands of supercharged electricity-gobbling pixels bigscreen TV-ing the live
action on the field.
I'm would assume the stadium's hot
dogs cost enough to feed a Liberian family for a week too.
So I guess I should be ashamed of
myself for thinking, meh.
America, ya gotta love it.
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